Blake: Ow. Don't kick my foot.
Chris: I didn't. Blake: Then why does my foot hurt? Chris: Pain is in your mind. Blake: And in my foot. Dylan (in mock anger): You shut your face Blake (coolly): You shut your toes. Dylan: Touché my friend. Chris: Blake, you know the Flash isn’t real, right? Blake: Tom Hanks isn’t real Dylan: What? Blake: Forrest Gump is real. It’s Tom Hanks who isn’t real. Dylan: My whole life has been a lie. Blake: Mom has pizza sauce, pepperoni, and mozzarella in the cart. Do you know what that means? Dylan: It’s taco night? Me: Actually, it is. Dylan: Really? Blake: Oh. Blake: Does anybody want to watch Lewis and Clark? Dylan: Don’t you mean Lois and Clark? Chris: If it was Lewis and Clark, it would be awkward. Dylan: Weren’t Lewis and Clark the explorers? Maybe it’s a movie about friendship. Blake: Well, we could watch Lion King 2, Sinbad’s Pride. Dylan: Don’t you mean Simba’s Pride? Blake: I’m not allowed to beat you up in front of mom. Me: In front of mom, huh?
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