Chris: Hey Mom, do you have any more books you’re writing after you’re done with the third Vance short story?
Me: Actually, I have like 9 books in the project queue right now. Chris: Well, when you’re done with those, could you help me with something? Me: Um, sure. What’s up? Chris: If I give you a synopsis, could you write my book for me - you know, work your magic? Blake: Our life is like Minecraft, only a lot harder. Blake: I yearn to urinate Chris: I like WTF Me: Excuse me? Chris: Isn’t that the horse store we just passed? Me: That was PFI Chris: Oh. What’s WTF? Dylan: Do you believe in supernatural phenomena? Chris: I believe in Canadians Dylan: No, man, Canadians aren’t real. Adam: They’re an urban legend.
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